I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
i find it funny that “Baby Got Back” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
people hate it when women love themselves
a moment of silence and prayer for 68 innocent women, children and men brutally gunned down in a mosque in Iraq today.
There are no words.
- You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
- He was on his knees with his hands up.
- There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
- There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
- Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
- Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.